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agile_geek 2016-01-12T08:44:56.000989Z

Morning folks. Who's coming to @pupeno 's pair programming event at SkillsMatter tonight?

agile_geek 2016-01-12T08:46:17.000991Z

and don't forget to sign up for ProCloDo next week (Wed) as we are taking stock of the progress on the Event Management App so far. Good time to join in.

agile_geek 2016-01-12T08:49:19.000992Z

And as @meow has just joined this channel I think I might suggest we use the pair programming event tonight to look at the Slack-Chat initiative https://hackpad.com/Home-YVTdpH47Vz4

agile_geek 2016-01-12T08:49:54.000993Z

Although I prefer one of the suggested names: shrooms (shared rooms)

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meow 2016-01-12T08:53:32.000994Z

hello

meow 2016-01-12T08:54:38.000995Z

I don't know nothin about no shrooms

meow 2016-01-12T08:54:50.000996Z

oh, wait, shared rooms

meow 2016-01-12T08:54:56.000997Z

thought you meant something else

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meow 2016-01-12T08:56:10.000998Z

you might want to look at #C0J20813K as well

meow 2016-01-12T08:56:20.000999Z

been dogfooding the shit out of that

meow 2016-01-12T08:56:30.001Z

oh, fuck. can't say shit here can I

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meow 2016-01-12T09:11:49.001001Z

oops

thomas 2016-01-12T09:19:34.001002Z

morning

meow 2016-01-12T09:20:24.001003Z

morning

thomas 2016-01-12T09:21:37.001004Z

wow @meow you are all over the place!

thomas 2016-01-12T09:22:25.001005Z

is there a channel you haven't signed up for πŸ˜‰

meow 2016-01-12T09:23:40.001006Z

just finished all 196

meow 2016-01-12T09:23:50.001007Z

so, no

thomas 2016-01-12T09:25:54.001008Z

:simple_smile:

jamiei 2016-01-12T09:42:58.001009Z

Morning

meow 2016-01-12T09:52:18.001010Z

morning

korny 2016-01-12T09:57:11.001011Z

morning - been away for a while, but trying to get enthusiastic for getting back into some spare-time clojure...

agile_geek 2016-01-12T10:02:39.001012Z

Hey up @korny how are thee lad?

korny 2016-01-12T10:06:57.001013Z

Been on a really shitty project that I shouldn’t describe in public (besides, it would include NSFW language). Looks like I might be able to extract myself from it though.

agile_geek 2016-01-12T10:14:42.001014Z

Been there...wait, I still am

meow 2016-01-12T10:29:51.001016Z

you guys should pair up on what @korny needs for his graphics stuff

meow 2016-01-12T10:30:16.001017Z

play around with core.matrix

meow 2016-01-12T10:30:39.001018Z

it works really well in the repl and has great docstrings

korny 2016-01-12T10:31:04.001020Z

My main problem with pairing is most of my coding time is on the train, sans internet. (Which is also making me really value offline docs and ebooks)

meow 2016-01-12T10:31:05.001021Z

and my code uses it so you got examples

meow 2016-01-12T10:31:37.001022Z

@korny: oh, I just meant for tonights meeting

korny 2016-01-12T10:32:17.001023Z

ah, good idea, but I have a doctor’s appointment so can’t make it.

meow 2016-01-12T10:32:41.001025Z

bummer

mccraigmccraig 2016-01-12T11:01:02.001026Z

lol @meow 's omnipresence today

agile_geek 2016-01-12T11:25:28.001027Z

He knows when you've been good or bad so be good for goodness sake...whoops, not right season

jamiei 2016-01-12T12:11:55.001029Z

Stollen is good at anytime @mccraigmccraig πŸ˜‰

thomas 2016-01-12T12:59:44.001030Z

+1

meow 2016-01-12T13:18:20.001031Z

:simple_smile:

meow 2016-01-12T13:18:52.001032Z

what is stollen

meow 2016-01-12T13:19:11.001033Z

if someone takes yours it becomes stolen

meow 2016-01-12T13:19:30.001034Z

I know that

meow 2016-01-12T13:19:46.001035Z

but before they take it from you, what is it

thomas 2016-01-12T13:21:01.001036Z

@meow: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stollen

thomas 2016-01-12T13:21:14.001037Z

and they are very yummie.

mccraigmccraig 2016-01-12T13:23:51.001038Z

@jamiei: i have performed an experiment and confirmed your assertion

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meow 2016-01-12T13:26:48.001039Z

sweet

meow 2016-01-12T13:27:20.001041Z

in the US they are typically horrible and given as gifts and never eaten

meow 2016-01-12T13:27:55.001042Z

calling someone a "fruit cake" is a slur meant to imply either mental illness or homosexuality

meow 2016-01-12T13:28:09.001043Z

because, you know, both of those are really, really bad things

mccraigmccraig 2016-01-12T13:29:44.001045Z

fruit-cake is also an archaic british-english slur referring to mental illness... i think it's fallen out of use because british swearing got a lot fruitier in the last 50 years

progzilla 2016-01-12T13:29:59.001046Z

If you are within the UK, around London i am seeking a tutor who can devote at least twice a week to helping me get through Clojure/ClojureScript. Also I am working on my final year project. I need maybe 2-3hours each day until 1st week of April. Name your rate/hour pls. Thanks.

agile_geek 2016-01-12T13:52:07.001050Z

I used to love Stollen. Along with crusty bread ...

meow 2016-01-12T14:01:07.001052Z

@progzilla: you should not pay money for this - money is for drugs

meow 2016-01-12T14:01:20.001053Z

community support learning for free

agile_geek 2016-01-12T14:02:16.001054Z

@progzilla: get along to a Dojo and bring problems or stuff you want to learn. Plenty of ppl want to help

progzilla 2016-01-12T14:03:47.001055Z

Yes I'll do that. Thanks @agile_geek @meow

mccraigmccraig 2016-01-12T14:06:24.001056Z

@agile_geek: i made a gluten-free stollen last christmas !

mccraigmccraig 2016-01-12T14:06:44.001057Z

unfortunately it was shit compared to the gluten-full version i made at the same time 😞

agile_geek 2016-01-12T14:07:19.001058Z

GF versions tend to be!

mccraigmccraig 2016-01-12T14:07:23.001059Z

but that could just be my lack of gluten-free baking prowess, rather than a universal constant

agile_geek 2016-01-12T14:08:21.001060Z

@progzilla: you could also go along to this http://hackthetower.co.uk/ and ask @jr0cket to work with you on a Clojure thing. If you propose it as a technology to try others may want to join in.

progzilla 2016-01-12T14:46:16.001063Z

@agile_geek okay I'll do that

meow 2016-01-12T14:56:11.001064Z

I had some gluten, but it got stolen 😞

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meow 2016-01-12T14:57:16.001065Z

@progzilla: what kind of application domain would you like to use clojure

progzilla 2016-01-12T14:59:12.001066Z

By domain, you mean?

progzilla 2016-01-12T14:59:25.001067Z

Sorry am a student..

meow 2016-01-12T15:33:28.001068Z

what are you studying

meow 2016-01-12T15:33:53.001069Z

what kind of programs do you want to be able to write using clojure/script

practicalli-john 2016-01-12T15:45:46.001070Z

@progzilla: yes, please do come to http://hackthetower.co.uk - it's free, it's this Saturday 10am until 5pm, I will feed you tesco's finest sandwiches (or falafel if your are gluten intolerant). Oh and we will spend the day building with Clojurescript, no experience necessary (as Google has most of the answers).

meow 2016-01-12T15:48:12.001071Z

I love falafel - haven't had it in ages

meow 2016-01-12T15:48:40.001072Z

had some gluten, got stolen

progzilla 2016-01-12T15:52:51.001073Z

@jr0cket thanks. I will be there. Sandwich is a very good idea too.

agile_geek 2016-01-12T15:56:09.001074Z

You obviously haven't tasted Tesco sandwiches!

xlevus 2016-01-12T15:56:50.001075Z

Just Ham

practicalli-john 2016-01-12T15:59:39.001077Z

I get a lot of the tesco's wraps that are very nice and slightly healthier than pizza

practicalli-john 2016-01-12T16:00:49.001078Z

I am always open to suggestions for food too, so long as the tesco's next to the office has it in stock and doesn't require cooking

agile_geek 2016-01-12T16:16:20.001079Z

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